Tory MP Neil Parish says he may have opened porn on his phone in the House of Commons, but only “by accident”. Well, I have a desktop computer, a laptop and a mobile phone, and porn never appears “by accident”. For porn to appear, I would have to download an app - Pornhub, say - onto my phone and then tap the app’s icon with an inquisitive finger… and that wouldn't be "accidental” either…
Licenced today: boats in Porthmadog marina, Gwynedd, Wales…
Licenced today: Benthall Hall, a National Trust property near Broseley, Shropshire…
Licenced today: mist envelops Jimmy Saville’s holiday hideaway - now empty and boarded-up - in Glencoe. Following his death, and subsequent unmasking as a predatory paedophile, a barrow-load of encrusted semen was scraped, with a palette knife, from Savile’s candlewick bedspread (this unsavoury souvenir failed to reach its reserve price when auctioned on eBay, and its current whereabouts are unknown)…
