Holbeach...

Kipped last night in the small fenland town of Holbeach. I overheard a woman talking on her phone to a friend: “You phoned me”. “No, you phoned me”. “No, you phoned me”. Two lads were swearing at each other in the street: “You fuck off”. “No you fuck off”. “No, you fuck off”. It’s good to know that some regional stereotypes are true…