Boris Johnson...

OK, I've had a beer - in a Keith Floyd way, while cooking - but Marina Hyde's article in today's Guardian is the funniest thing I've read for some time. Her take-down of Boris Johnson is hilarious. "Johnson looks like Chucky if he’d borrowed a suit for a court appearance, or a Yewtree version of Worzel Gummidge, or what would happen if you started making Margaret Rutherford out of papier-mache but got bored halfway through".

Licensed today (a good price, for a change): one of the ponds near Selborne which would have been very familiar to naturalist Gilbert White...