As a Co-op member I get plenty of emails about member-only price deals. Now, since the Co-op is aware of my date of birth, I seem to have reached some kind of time-related threshhold, because the emails now seem to be mostly about my “funeral wishes”.
A little premature, perhaps? My stated desire, to live for ever, is still on track, though maybe not for much longer. My one funeral wish is to be given the cheapest possible funeral, while meeting current legal requirements (ie not just waiting for rigor mortis to set in, then leaving me propped up in an isolated and little-used telephone box)…
Licensed today: a construction site for a new school in Hull…
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