Wednesday, 7 September 2022

Jorvik Viking Centre...

According to the Guardian, miserable shoppers are rediscovering the nostalgic pleasure of soft, white, sliced white bread. And why not? For mopping up gravy, or making a chip butty, there’s nothing better than Warburton’s Toastie. It fulfils all the basic requirements of bread. When you fold it, it stays folded. It tastes of nothing, so won’t mask the subtle taste of McCain’s oven chips. It stays ‘fresh’ for days: still malleable even after it’s started to go mouldy.

Licenced today: signs for the Jorvik Viking Centre, Coppergate, York…

Tuesday, 6 September 2022

Broad Leys...

Licenced today: Broad Leys, clubhouse of the Windermere Motor Boat Racing Club, Ghyll Head, Cumbria…

Monday, 5 September 2022

Poundbury...

The Iranian government are planning to use facial recognition technology to identify women who are breaking the punitive dress codes. Life for women in Iran is getting worse, not better, as the restrictive and misogynist ‘values’ of 7th century Arabia are being imported, unreformed, into the 21st. If we want to know what a totalitarian theocracy looks like, this is it.

Licenced today: the neo-classical fire station in Poundbury, Dorset… 

Sunday, 4 September 2022

Police patrol...

Licenced last week: a police car in Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire…

Friday, 2 September 2022

Tom Finney...

Licenced today: the sculpture of Sir Tom Finney outside Deepdale, Preston FC's football ground in Lancashire (pitches didn't drain so well in years gone by)…

Headingley cricket...

The swifts have gone, and the last few swallows and house martins are ready to make their long flight south. The cricket season is ending too, though there’s still a third test match, England v South Africa, to decide a wildly fluctuating series (S Africa won the first game by an innings, England won the second by a similar margin).

The Hundred franchise is concluding, without much interest from me. The men’s version is fine, no doubt, for those who want to see every other ball slogged for six, but even that can become tedious. Smashing a cricket ball into the crowd has already ended in tears; one of these days it will surely end in intensive care… or worse.

The women’s Hundred is at least offering women the opportunity to play cricket for a living, and in front of big crowds. The penultimate match in the competition is this afternoon, to see who plays in tomorrow’s final at Lords. Without a team to support, I’m happy to get behind Smriti Mandhana, my ‘cricketing crush’, who opens the batting for the Southern Braves. 

Licenced today: the Carnegie Pavilion at Headingley Cricket Ground…

Thursday, 1 September 2022