Thursday 31 March 2022

Stewart Lee...

I bought a ticket to see Stewart Lee at Leeds Playhouse. Then covid arrived. So, two years late, comedian and public reconvened last night, to enjoy, as he put it, “a small window between the pandemic and the war”. I’ve been a fan for years, ever since he performed as a double act with Richard Herring. Since then he’s been on a rather contentious, high-risk career path for a comedian: first alienating his audience and then trying to win it back.

These days a performance includes mock outrage, self-depracation, complex 'call-backs', labyrinthine diversions, multi-layered misdirection, and a blurring of fact and fiction, while undermining our expectations of what constitutes a good night out in a provincial theatre. In playing a character called Stewart Lee, he deconstructs the art and craft of stand-up comedy, by giving a running commentary on what he’s doing, as he’s doing it. He’s done the same thing in book form, which is more fun to read than it sounds. “Within a few years,” he threatens, “‘jokes', as we comedians call them, will have been entirely purged from my work in favour, exclusively, of grinding repetition, embarrassing silences and passive-aggressive monotony”. I loved every minute.

The pic is of Market Weighton, visited today between the snow showers…

Wednesday 30 March 2022

Jack's...

Licenced today: a Jack’s store in Immingham, Lincolnshire. Tesco launched Jack's in 2018 in an attempt to compete with budget rivals Aldi and Lidl, but the brand failed to prosper. The Jack’s stores have either been closed down or converted into Tesco superstores…

Tuesday 29 March 2022

North Cave Wetlands...

As I watched the sun go down across the lake at North Cave Wetlands, the birds began to settle down for the night. The black headed gulls went quiet, the oystercatchers ceased their mournful piping, and the great crested grebes put their performative displays on hold. I stayed on, in the twilight, hoping to see an owl take flight (tawny, little and barn owls are regularly seen here). A young couple tiptoed into the hide and seemed mildly surprised to find an old codger sitting there. It’s spring, and I don’t think they were interested in owls or oystercatchers, so, as the light faded, I left them to enjoy each other’s company…  

Narrowboats being fettled at Thorne, on the Stainforth & Keadby Canal...

Monday 28 March 2022

Unleaded...

A sad little message to would-be thieves... pinned to the lychgate of St Michael's Church in Coxwold...

Sunday 27 March 2022

Emperor Ranieri...

Football management, like political careers, traditionally end in failure. Claudio Ranieri took Leicester City to an unlikely league title in 2015-16 (and then was sacked in 2017 after a run of poor results). My pic, licenced last week, features a celebratory mural on the wall of the Brucciani bakery in Leicester…

Saturday 26 March 2022

Tate Oil...

Due to the spiralling costs of domestic heating oil, this pic - taken in the North Yorkshire village of Coxwold - might prove to be a repeat seller...

Friday 25 March 2022

Hovingham...

Another biker, another village: Hovingham, in North Yorkshire...

Thursday 24 March 2022

Wednesday 23 March 2022

Eycott Hill...

Licenced today: Eycott Hill, a nature reserve managed by Cumbria Wildlife Trust (and the last place I saw a hen harrier)… 

Tuesday 22 March 2022

Hedon...

Against all expectations, the timely purchase of a broad-brimmed hat from a charity shop in Cottingham was not the last occasion when God answered my prayers. Even in an online auction on eBay I’m convinced that the creator of the universe had my best interests at heart when he guided the hands of potential bidders towards other tempting consumer durables, leaving the way clear for me to ‘win’ lot no 154897481716 for a mere £6.40. If God wants me to have another IKEA Billy bookcase - as new, at a knockdown price - then who am I to argue?…  

The road into Hedon...

Saturday 19 March 2022

Pintail...

A new study, reported in the Guardian today, has apparently pinpointed the most boring people alive: birdwatchers, church-goers, accountants, data analysts and everyone who works in insurance. “Animal observation” is deemed to be even more boring than stamp-collecting. No matter; I’ve just enjoyed a couple of hours watching wildfowl in the wetlandfs of the Lower Derwent Valley. Best sighting: about a dozen pintail ducks in gorgeous breeding plumage. Photo by Danill Komov (available as a free download)…

Wisbech...

Licenced yesterday: georgian houses overlooking the River Nene, as it flows through Wisbech (a small, backward town in Cambridgeshire where people still point at aeroplanes)…

Friday 18 March 2022

Odiham Castle...

Licenced today: the ruins of 13th century Odiham Castle in Hampshire, one of three fortresses built by King John. By the 15th century it was used only as a hunting lodge; a century later it was described as a ruin. The castle has been eroded by wind and weather to the point where it now looks more like a sculpture by Barbara Hepworth or Henry Moore…

Thursday 17 March 2022

Uppingham School...

Having been escorted off the premises by the bursar, I returned the next day, Sunday, to enjoy an uninterrupted session photographing my old haunts around Uppingham School. This is the first shot that’s been licenced, featuring something I was unlikely to encounter, all those years ago: a girl… 

Tuesday 15 March 2022

Old Moor...

Spent a couple of hours at Old Moor, an RSPB reserve in South Yorkshire's Dearne Valley. It was very restful, apart from the incessant bickering of the black headed gulls. The best sighting was a little band of long-tailed tits which seemed to follow me around…

Monday 14 March 2022

Barnsley...

In Barnsley today, to pick up a cheap fridge/freezer. The town is getting a major upgrade...

Sunday 13 March 2022

Lowther Hotel...

Goole was purpose-built as a ‘company town’ by the Aire and Calder Navigation Company. The oldest buildings are easy to date, because the town, docks and canal system were declared open at 11am on the 26th of July, 1826. The Lowther Hotel had been built a couple of years earlier, to accommodate the visiting architects and engineers who were working on the docks (the navvies, of course, lived in a nearby shanty town)…

Saturday 12 March 2022

Sorry...

I’m fascinated by the various kinds of apology, a subject addressed by an article in today’s Guardian. One kind of apology is delivered by a figurehead, to atone for historical mistakes (however strange it may seem to apoloise for the mistakes of others). For example, the Danish prime minister has just apologised in person to a group of Greenlandic Inuit who were removed from their families and taken to Copenhagen more than 70 years ago as part of an experiment to create a Danish-speaking elite.

Recent popes have apologised for the Catholic church’s many crimes against humanity. Pope John Paul II apologised, in 1992, for deeming Galileo to be a heretic in 1633 (the apology coming a mere 359 years too late). The Catholic church continues to apologise for the clerical abuse of children (having paid out billions to victims, and setting aside billions more to meet future claims). However, it’s not enough for the Catholic church to keep apologising - and seeking forgiveness - while doing little or nothing to address the systemic problems which made these apologies necessary in the first place. An apology which doesn’t result in a change of behaviour sounds rather hollow (and any apology which has to be ‘signed off’ by lawyers is worthless).

Politicians often “take full responsibility”, when things go badly wrong in their departments. It’s a specialised kind of apology, which requires nothing to change and no one to resign. “I take full responsibility” just means “Can we please change the subject”. The grudging non-apology is popular with online hate-mongers. “I apologise to anyone who may have been offended” shifts the blame from the perpetrator to the victim (who, by “taking offence” is deemed to be thin-skinned and overly sensitive). The rarest kind of apology, I'm sorry to say, is the truly heartfelt and sincerely contrite.  

Licenced yesterday: the Pipe & Glass Inn, a rather posh pub & restaurant in the village of South Dalton, East Yorkshire (in the news because it has retained its Michelin star)…

Friday 11 March 2022

Jervaulx Abbey...

Licenced today: Jervaulx Abbey near East Witton, North Yorkshire…

Thursday 10 March 2022

"Women can't play"...

I must have mentioned women’s cricket: a topic seldom aired in the Black Swan, and certainly not by the guy sitting at the bar. “Women can’t play cricket”, he said, in a tone of voice which didn’t invite further discussion, and went back to reading his newspaper. This brief exchange has stayed with me for months, and I’m slowly realising why.

It’s obvious that women can play cricket - just watch them! - but can they play well? Considering that women have only been able to treat cricket as a paid profession - rather than a recreation - for just a few years, the standard of play is very good… and rapidly improving, season on season. England men would beat England women at every time of asking; with the extra power with bat and ball it would be a one-sided contest. Any county XI would probably beat England women too. For a more even contest, we might have to find a good men’s league team. But, guess what, this really doesn’t matter: there is no need to make comparisons. Over my thirty-odd summers of playing village cricket, we wasted no time at all in comparing ourselves to better teams. We played as well as we were able and that was that.

Teams from around the world are currently in New Zealand playing for the Women’s World Cup. It’s 50-over cricket: the same as I used to play on Saturday afternoons in summer. This may be the best format for women’s cricket: better for players and spectators alike (Twenty/20 cricket, for men and women, is too frantic for my taste). Though England women have lost their first two games in the competition, there’s still plenty to enjoy.

Of course, the implication that “women can’t play cricket” has nothing to do with their ability. It really means that “women shouldn’t be allowed to play”, or just “I don’t want them to play”. Since men have traditionally claimed the right to decide what women should or shouldn’t do, some men seem reluctant to relinquish their veto.

Licenced today: Dore Abbey, in the village of Abbey Dore, Herefordshire…

Unhappy meals...

Now that McDonald’s have closed, temporarily, all their Russian branches… Russians have a restricted choice of fast-food options…

Wednesday 9 March 2022

Cawood...

Licenced today: a terraced house for sale in the village of Cawood... 

Tuesday 8 March 2022

Monday 7 March 2022

Little library...

Due to the budget cuts, this is now the only library in the East Riding still open for business…

Sunday 6 March 2022

Hedon...

This afternoon in Hedon, a little town to the east of Hull...

Saturday 5 March 2022

Friday 4 March 2022

"Special operations"...

Putin has introduced draconial penalties - up to 15 years in jail - for Russian citizens who dare to criticise the invasion of Ukraine. He has even banned the use of the words ‘war’ and ‘invasion’ - preferring ‘special operations’ - while insisting Russian forces are ‘liberating’ Ukraine (some captured Russian soldiers have expressed surprise at not being ‘welcomed’ with open arms as they marched into Ukraine). Putin has also limited access to news websites, including the BBC and Radio Free Europe. It’s a small crumb of comfort to know that the BBC is held in high regard around the world - though not in the Kremlin - as a source of (relatively) unbiased news.

Licenced today: cricket in Taunton...

Wednesday 2 March 2022

Tuesday 1 March 2022

Staveley...

Licenced today: the village of Staveley, overlooked by Reston Scar, in South Lakeland…