Thursday 29 September 2022

Cause of death...

According to her death certificate, as printed in the Guardian, the queen died of ‘old age’, though I’m not convinced that ‘old age’ is ever a valid cause of death. According to my oldest chum (take a bow, Howard), she was probably euthanised. Her decline was certainly sudden; two days after she shook hands with Liz Truss, she was gone. My own theory? I think she was asphyxiated by a footman, with one of her own monogrammed pillows.

Licenced today: the canal basin of the Leeds & Liverpool Canal, Granary Wharf, Leeds…

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