Quakers...

Went to Quaker meeting at Adel this morning. One old guy asked me where I lived, so I pointed to the van parked outside. “That’s very Christ-like”, he said. “Jesus didn’t have a home either”. This is the first time that I have been compared, favourably, to the Son of God, and, I imagine, the last.

Licensed last week, Bramham church, North Yorkshire, for a price that wouldn't even buy me a bag of chips...