Eco-worrier...

I did a quick shop yesterday at the Co-op in Howden, mentioning that, just for once, I’d remembered to bring my own bag along. The reply - “You’re quite the eco-warrior, sir” - alerted me to the fact that the guy manning the Co-op checkout was the possessor of a fine and ready wit. Did I need my receipt? No. “Then we’ll recycle it, sir, and feed it to the pandas”…