Organ donor...

Having run out of excuses, I’m tackling the paperwork: direct debits, council tax, more changes of address, application for a new bus pass, etc. I am now carrying an organ donor card, with any or all of my organs up for grabs if I meet my maker in an untimely fashion, though I’m not sure how many of my organs will be worth the bother of transplanting. I may have more in common with Shane McGowan, whose liver is specifically excluded from the organ donation register, than with Cliff Richard, whose todger is, by all accounts, “as new”…