Thursday, 29 September 2022

Cause of death...

According to her death certificate, as printed in the Guardian, the queen died of ‘old age’, though I’m not convinced that ‘old age’ is ever a valid cause of death. According to my oldest chum (take a bow, Howard), she was probably euthanised. Her decline was certainly sudden; two days after she shook hands with Liz Truss, she was gone. My own theory? I think she was asphyxiated by a footman, with one of her own monogrammed pillows.

Licenced today: the canal basin of the Leeds & Liverpool Canal, Granary Wharf, Leeds…

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