Selborne...

According to Jay Rayner, writing in the Guardian, "The national steakhouse group Hawksmoor has just launched the Hawksmoor at Home box. It serves two people and costs £120, including delivery to anywhere in the UK. Inside you’ll find a hulking 35-day-aged Porterhouse steak, the makings of a bone marrow and madeira jus, alongside a bottle of Malbec and a bottle of pre-mixed Hawksmoor Martini based on Hepple Gin, plus a few other things besides: 500 boxes are available each week". They won't need to reserve a Hawksmoor at Home box for me. £120 and it still needs to be cooked! I don't think so.

Licensed this morning: one of the ponds near the village of Selborne which the Rev Gilbert White knew so well...