In an attempt to improve my social life I’ve joined the Howden branch of the Dangerous Sports Society, with the promise that within a few months I’ll be able to put my life at risk in a variety of entertaining ways. To start with, though, I’m taking to heart the advice of my tutor, ‘Carefree’ Carl, by taking things steady. Yesterday I ran with scissors. Today I’ve been playing with matches. Tomorrow I’ll be tacking a hazelnut yoghurt that’s waaaaay past its sell-by date.
Licenced today: rush hour in Poundbury, Dorset…
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