I’m expecting a package from Amazon today. I can track the progress of my package in real time, online, from the moment it leaves what Amazon euphemistically calls a “fulfillment centre” to the exact moment when an overworked and underpaid van driver hurls it in frustration over a hedge, somewhere in Asselby, into a neighbour’s garden.
Licenced today, for the best price in weeks: the market cross in Epworth, North Lincolnshire (the birthplace of John and Charles Wesley, and the 'cradle' of Methodism)...
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