Tuesday 26 April 2022

Jimmy Savile's hideaway...

Licenced today: mist envelops Jimmy Saville’s holiday hideaway - now empty and boarded-up - in Glencoe. Following his death, and subsequent unmasking as a predatory paedophile, a barrow-load of encrusted semen was scraped, with a palette knife, from Savile’s candlewick bedspread (this unsavoury souvenir failed to reach its reserve price when auctioned on eBay, and its current whereabouts are unknown)…

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