The biggest news story of the day is that, according to ice-cream sellers, Cadbury’s flake is now too crumbly to be used for 99 cones. “You can’t give someone a 99 with a broken flake,” according to John Taylor, the owner of C&M Creamery Ices. “It’s embarrassing for an ice-cream man”. With blue skies and warm weather forecast for the bank holiday weekend, ice cream sellers should be able to put these concerns to one side for a few days, and concentrate instead on making some serious money.
Licensed today: An old lady at Gargrave post office, North Yorkshire…
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