Licenced today: an ambulance on a country road. Inside is Boris Johnson’s shredded reputation, heading for the knackers’ yard with a ‘do not rescusitate’ order. Sam Allardyce, known in football circles as a “safe pair of hands”, while saving ailing clubs from relegation, would make a good choice as stand-in Prime Minister, while the twenty-odd candidates for the top job are busy burnishing their CVs and writing their manifestos…
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