Monday 25 July 2022

Ring for sex...

I made a rare visit yesterday to the North Cave carboot sale. I don’t know where else I could find a stall offering ‘haircuts and pre-loved clothing’, or autojumble and home-made scones for sale… on the same table. I kept my money in my pocket until I saw, on one stall, a tiny red bell with ‘Ring for sex’ printed on it. “Does it work?”, I asked. “Of course”, the stallholder said. “Then why are you selling it?”. That’s 50p well spent.

The village of Lyddington, Rutland...

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